The Diaphanoids - Astral Weekends
02 October 2008 05:38:43
The Diaphanoids - Astral Weekends

The Diaphanoids
Astral Weekends
Bear Funk

Italian duo Andrea Bellentani and Simon Maccari drop their debut long player this month on Bear Funk records, home of Todd Terje, Lindstrom and the irrepressible Chicken Lips. Taking their name from a 60’s TV movie where their namesakes determine to take over their hosts’ bodies, the present day Diaphonoids similarly prefer to use persuasion rather than conquer by force. With an unabashed fondness for science fiction paraphernalia and vintage synthesisers, Astral Weekends is an honestly crafted hour of cosmic goodness originating from the ancient town of Modena, the birthplace of Enzo Ferrari.

The CD opens with abrupt FX from a control panel, with UFO squeaks and bleeps pulsing over a lazy cosmic synth pattern. Slow heavy breaks remind me of Leftfield’s Dusted  in this weighty stargazer. Out of the darkness comes a bizarre kung-fu movie melody as ancient love story meets ultramodern adventure. The open, joyous distorted kick of Secretly Mercurian languishes in, its heavy synth mashing funky and loud against its counterpart. With Weightless Motionless , The Diaphanoids treat us to some slow and clappy psychedelia in a starry number which is at once wistful and introspective. As I begin to float off, a healthy kickdrum drops as the track diverts on a funky house tip, sounding like an unconditioned Daft Punk joint. Just as I am beginning to really dig this CD, the Italians seal the deal with the enormous ode to Doctor Who, What the Fuck do you want with us, Earthlings. With a nod of respect to their inspiration, the duo deliver a luscious serving of zippy psy-electronica full of sweeps, swoops and wind bubbles. As the dust clouds settle, the irritating control panel bleeps come back in, stronger than ever. I’m So Silver maintains these distracting, paranoia inducing FX throughout an otherwise strong track. Despite being nicely fuzzy and spacey, the heavy distorted kick drum duelling with crisp handclap motif is inadequate. 

The incessant beeping is unsettling and has me hovering over the skip button for a reprieve. The album’s sole vocal comes in with Mermaids of Lunaris, a Thievery Corporation-esque number with sweeping strings and ethnic chanting. There is a delicious Eastern melodic ambience as - of all things - sleighbells effervesce over a sharp drum pattern. Slow but welcome, the track eases me agreeably into the warm languorous exit music of Where Were You in 5079 as the atmosphere edges towards wavy bassline electro. Lost in my room is the most human offering on the album as a natural bass plucks away over a wistful piano loop.  Reflective and optimistic, it feels like a slow Sunday jam session for the boys. One of the grooviest tracks draws the album towards the close as Escape From Martius 42 drops a watery though nippy beat over a warm disco bassline and syncopated percussion before the dreamy kitsch swoops of Pretty Radiant shimmer into the glorious closer. Eau de Space N5 is warm and emotive as balmy electro notes wash religiously over a plethora of gorgeous synth effects.

Analogous, full and warm, Astral Weekends is a delicacy for the ears. Diverse enough to maintain the attention and warm enough to soothe your aching back, The Diaphanoids bring cosmic disco, thumping kickdrums and spectral she-muses together to create a rich cacophony of after-hours nostalgia.


All aboard the Space Train captained by tin Pac-men from toy planets


Richard Shute

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